7. Girlband having Orgasms whilst singing

Dutch all lady ‘girlband’ ADAM

Guess what I’ve found wasting my life watching YouTube videos?

Girlband ADAM having Orgasms whilst riding a (retailed) ‘female saddle for pleasure’, oh and singing their New song Naked at the same time.


Just hold on before you have a ‘hissy fit’ or call me a pervert misogynist or both…… I’m neither btw.

Before you judge ME this GENUINE video features ladies from Dutch ‘girlband’ ADAM, (note I’m saying ladies not girls), the ladies starred in produced and filmed this video, further STILL this video appears on their OWN YouTube Channel. 🙂

Made by women. Produced by women. Starring women

OK ARE WE COOL? (As Jules said to Marvin in Pulp Fiction before he shot him in the face)

Paola knows me 🙂 I can be serious for just so long!

If any of you happen to have viewed my previous WP Domain, I keep on about it enough, time to time I was a little more adult. Eclectic! Family Posts, funny Posts, serious posts and a subject lol I won’t speak of plus lots more beside.

And note in Post 1 I stated I hate Pornography and I’m always honest. Good or Bad.

Well I decided to show you a video that made me smile in both a guy way and just for the sheer fun of it, then I’ll be back to Churches, my Town, Eclectic and family history, see I get restless then have to blog things that amuse me 🙂

A machine! If you can be arsed you’ll lol work it out

I’m NOT gonna say what it is, this is a family blog, the mat costs $1500 contains two motors and well you’ll guess! If you wish to know the name of the genuinely retailed product, I didn’t frigging make it btw!

(I’m going to be careful with Category and Tag names, write the wrong words here and I’ll get all manor of low life. The video made me smile nothing more).

But please note I am NOT or NEVER will be a sx blogger, ‘been there, seen it and bought the tee shirt’ 🙂





4. Saint Mary the Virgin

This particular Post is written with two ladies in mind but hopefully will be interesting to any guest reader…….. let me know I really hope so 🙂

I’ve a few local photographs and two short YouTube videos for you all depicting the Church of Saint Mary the Virgin situated in the heart of the Cotwolds, oh and these were ALL taken by me and I live in this UK Town.

A very brief history of said Church, I promise it’ll be short 🙂 The Church building of St Mary’s is huge and very old, one of the oldest buildings in Witney and one of the biggest in West Oxfordshire. Its origins go back to Norman times but the present building is mostly 13th century and was dedicated in 1243. Standing on Church Green near the Town centre, and with its spire a landmark for miles around, it is impossible to miss’.

A beautiful building isn’t it, not until I was laying in the sun on Church Green looking at St. Mary’s did I really appreciate how imposing and beautiful the building actually is. Now attempting to explain my Town’s History is problematic because not everyone enjoys a lol history lesson, no matter please look at the photos and video instead.

‘I recalled the following story in bed late last night and is absolutely true. Behind the church on a large recreation field a Fair is held once a year, a very big Fair, rides stalls and more, well many years ago wild animals performed tricks there and I guess were a novelty back then. On one occasion, and this is a true story, an ape escaped from one of the exhibits and climbed up the Church Spire, a very well known popular ape it was to, well unfortunately the story doesn’t have a happy ending because the ape fell off the Spire and died! Some time later the ‘Showmen’ raised money and bought a commemorative plaque which hangs on one side of the spire. True story.’

The building photo with two arches in the centre I had thought part of my Secondary School which dates back to the 1600’s, however after Google research I’ve now discovered the again Cotswold stone building was in fact the Town’s old Police Station, the gates to the right lead to the Grammar School.

The photo depicting the row of houses, in front of the ‘stones’, are in fact Alms Houses built for the poor, I’m not sure if they still are, come to think of it if they’re now private dwellings then they’ll be worth a fortune situated in such a beautiful place.

A little more Town history for you important to why such an imposing large Church exists in a small Town situated in rural Great Britain:

Short and sweet!

  • Witney Town is encircled by lush green fields also many sheep farms and probably many more in years gone by.
  • These farms mostly bred sheep, thousands of sheep reared on the Cotswolds!
  • Witney Town has two fast flowing rivers winding their way through the Town’s heart.
  • Waterwheels were constructed which powered blanket mills doted around the Town, and wool from all those sheep was woven into blankets which were sold to the empire.
  • Consequently the Town’s wool merchants and mill owners became fabulously wealthy and built the Town a magnificent Church!

Second lol history lesson over! 🙂

Taken from my YouTube Channel, filmed by me, me narrating 🙂

Now to the inside of the Church.


If you were sitting inside St. Mary’s, say at about 2pm on a sunny day, you’d witness the sun streaming through the quite famous 13th century Stained Glass window, being there is quite a spectacular visual experience the light shining through ancient iridescent glass, revealing their true colours upon the Church walls. I took the photo in the morning which I now regret but there you are still looks pretty spectacular and below I’ve included a 360 degree panoramic video (I) filmed from inside, creaky floor and all! What is it about the inside of Churches that makes an unusual silence so noticeable? Sorry the video’s so short, I may film again tomorrow 🙂

So there you are a short history of a famous landmark from my Town, please enjoy my photos. Andrew

Why not press the ‘Fullscreen’ button! Bottom RH corner of the videos 🙂

3. A hate crime? Really? You’re kidding me!

🙂 What is the World coming to if you cannot legally stare at a woman’s boobs?

I’d better very quickly qualify that question by saying if you’re going to glance in her direction she must be over age 18 and fully clothed!

So is there any harm looking at her boobs? Enjoying a female’s figure? And at what point does a stare become sexual assault? At what point does noticing appreciating an attractive figure become wrong?

She dresses for male attention, doesn’t she? (Please bare with me!)

Today has possibly been the hottest day this year in the UK, so with sun and ‘fashion’ in mind you may have guessed where this Post is leading :/ Hmm :/


Anna Friel is looking stunning these days isn’t she and I’m old enough to remember her as the good looking schoolgirl in the long running soap opera ‘Brookside’ or better affectionately known as ‘Brookie’! I’m not a soap fan but you have to say Anna’s still a handsome attractive woman at 40, confident, beautiful, sexy………..  and I see her bra 😉

I might add this picture of Anna’s see-through blouse and visible underwear is selected not just because she’s gorgeous.

Oh yes reasons to be happy! Travelling to work by bus is usually torture, slow traffic, people coughing sneezing in wintertime however today’s journey was notably enjoyable, the sun was shining in fact unbearably hot and consequence many ladies were wearing summer dresses, crop tops, sheer blouses and more worringly female students wearing tight fitting tee shirts, but I wonder at what point does admiring an attractive profile become wrong? Become a crime?

So the bus now full winds it’s way through Country lanes into Oxford where first stop excited students alight at the College only to be replaced by shop assistants going farther into Town , I just couldn’t avert my gaze watching from afar, I didn’t know where to look all these beautiful yes scantily clad women and hold that thought!

Btw what’s with this under garment call the tee shirt bra? My Grandmother would have been horrified with all this underwear on show!! And I’m not joking, she’d tut tut just at the sight of a visible bra strap delicately perched on bare shoulders!

Sheer blouses are my favourite ladies garment, take sophisticated Anna looking so sexy in her pink see through top and wow you can see the out line of her bra, my eye line’s drawn through opaque silk as if by a magnate, I just cannot stop myself looking! So ladies is Anna inciting a crime by wearing clothes so revealing?

Again hold that thought.

Let’s return to my bus journey, I’ll leave the fact a ladies boobs bounce when the bus hits a speed bump in the road too quickly, oh yes us guys are watching and waiting, well I am! Err I’ve gotten distracted! AND I’m going staying well clear of the ‘slut shaming’ debate, you know whether a lady is ‘asking for trouble’ if she dresses overtly sexual, I’ll not go there, except ask the question is admiring the female bosom wrong? Maybe soon!

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Ok OK yes I’ve possibly been sexually over gratuitous with descriptions so far, some verging on misogyny but I’ve written overtly sexual for a reason, don’t judge me too harshly I love ladies whether age 18 or 44, slender or fuller figure!

Sarah’s story

Now I hope after reading my exaggerated wordplay the image pictured across your mind is of a ladies prominent boobs visible through tight clothing, yes? Well as of last week a guy who stares at a bust bosom boobs for tooo long could be guilty of a hate crime. Oh yes. Don’t believe me? Nottinghamshire Constabulary has just announced staring at a ladies breasts can be classed as a hate crime alongside hatred of race, religion, sexual orientation and colour of the skin. Admittedly the Police Commissionaire speaking at her Press conference was more specific, she said suggestive remarks, a wolf whistle would have to accompany a stare in order to bring about a prosecution, however no getting away from the fact overtly looking at boobs is now a hate crime. Really?

Bloody hell I’m gonna be sent to jail now!!!!!

Only joking!

Confused? We in the UK are, the tabloid newspapers have gone apoplectic, wolf whistling builders are angry and the general public is left thinking ‘isn’t Police time better spent catching paedophiles rather than men enjoying a ladies boobage’.

Btw I unashamedly look at breasts through women’s clothing, absolutely guilty as charged! And a prominent nipple will nearly send me into orgasm!

Back to said Press Conference, alongside the Policewoman sat a young lady called Sarah who helped bring about this change in the law, though her case was a little more specific. A good while ago she was standing at a tram stop and this guy on the other side of the tracks was staring at her boobs, she said making her feel uncomfortable, and as they both boarded the tram he commented “nice boobs” then proceeded to stare at hers for the rest of the journey and of course she was terribly upset.

Ok this case maybe a clear cut ‘hate crime’ under the new rules, but every case will be different and varying in severity. The Policewoman basically said a prosecution would definitely have been brought for the remark alone, however I had the impression Sarah was more angry with his stare, was he enjoying her femininity? Or was he a sadist knowingly trying to make her feel uncomfortable, the latter is clearly wrong, but he stared all the same!

So staring at boobs is now a hate crime? Hopefully common sense will be applied but I can’t help thinking, knowing how high sexual abuse is on the political agenda, this Law will be applied rigorously and across the land not just Nottingamshire.

Back to sunny days sitting on the bus and I’ll admit to being guilty as charged when it comes to err boob observation, I glance, I look and maybe out right stare when the lady turns her head, and when I’m walking on the pavement and a lady passes by I’ll maybe take a sideways glance, lingering look, or maybe a brief stare but being honest women don’t seem to be offended and how on earth are Police going to enforce this new hate crime?



2. How to bake a chocolate cake

You may understand by now this isn’t my first WordPress Blog and I’ve refrained from uploading any previously shown posts simply because simply they’re no longer in existence, that’s ok though.

HOWEVER I’m re-showing my ‘How to bake a Chocolate Cake’ post simply because the videos and cake took me all afternoon to make/bake back in early spring this year, so isn’t strictly that long ago is it!

The cake recipe is passed down from my Grandma and many years ago was reprinted in a cookery book published by a friend of the family, truth be told the recipe is no different than any other cake recipe but there you are a little family myth never hurts 🙂

I haven’t time to re write the full recipe out because the book resides at my mother’s but it will re appear and maybe leave me a comment to remind me 🙂 In the meantime enjoy, the cake which tasted very nice so my nephews say 🙂

(Btw, the video was filmed and narrated by me and also appears on my YouTube Channel)

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1. Introduction and 10 random facts about me

I’ve blogged before, 18 enjoyable rewarding months to be precise and mildly popular in my own little way, put it this way I had just enough followers to be happy and several close friends content 🙂 , so why did I kill my blog you may ask?  Good question and best answered with a word of caution! Pressing that delete button is final, a decision you may later regret.

With my old blog I prided my self every word being honest and true, hmm turns out recklessly honest, so be careful what you write, the lady might just read it!

So out with the old and in with the new, let’s begin with a few random facts about me, that’s if you’re interested of course, either way I know a few ladies who’ll massage my ego 😀 ………… hopefully!

  1. I’m an Engineer by Trade, a middle age single male and hopeless romantic.
  2. A wise quote for you, “if you become close friends with someone on the internet, be realistic because when you finally meet in person you’ll only ever be good friends”, controversial? Take it from me the wise lady is absolutely correct. (We had a lovely picnic sitting in the sun by the river but alas remain only friends).
  3. Lol this one will really be a damper, I have epilepsy, but popping tablets ain’t so bad.
  4. The picture on the left is me, taken a while ago mind.
  5. I have a long dick! But alas no great girth. Short story, a lady I had a one night stand with said, “can we not do missionary position because you’re too long and hurt”, a different lady on another one night stand said, “can we do missionary position because I like it deep!” You pays your money and makes your choice!
  6. I’m best described Mr average, neither short nor tall, fat nor thin, slim 5’9″ to be exact.
  7. Diagnosed with AvPD, we all have a disorder don’t we! My best advice for you, stay close to your friends because they help make life worth living.
  8. WP honest or what an earth’s the point being here, beware of my exhibitionist tendencies!
  9. I have a hairy chest.
  10. I hope people describe me dependable and caring but not relaxed enough to be called charming. I’ll settle for a nice man with a good heart, oh and did I tell you I’m always honest? No?
  11. Would love to own a Border Collie, alas I’m unable! Life’s just not fair.
  12. I have a strong dislike of Pornography and hate sex in Film and TV. An unusual statement of fact? I’m not quite sure why I needed to state that fact but I’m quite proud of myself, I’ve always disliked.
  13. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE FAIR SEX! Trouble is I’m single at the moment :/
  14. I know I said 10, never mind!

So what’s my Hook? Do I have a theme? Not as such, call me eclectic if that’s not to presumptive, I’ll Post whatever takes my fancy but beware, I am unshockable and have no shame!