Important message. This afternoon I’ve been chatting with my fabulous 9 year old nephew and he tells me ‘The Emoji Move: Express Yourself’ is “absolute pants!” Incidentally Rotten Tomatoes approved tomatometer critics give this movie a 10% positive review, so lol you’ve been duly warned 😀
Oh yes my post Peeing in the shower! Where shall we begin and note there’s NO imagery this is just for fun!
I haven’t published a JFF post for a while, plus I’m feeling a little hmm , so I thought why not write something hopefully ‘entertaining’ yet at the same time make a serious point.
Now hold on before you leave me, 🙂 I know I’m prone to writing ‘unusually themed’ posts, an understatement if ever there was one, but believe me or not ‘Peeing in the shower’ is a serious topic for discussion amongst politicians and public health officials across many Countries, especially if they have water shortage problems.
So with water conservation in mind I thought why not discuss, try and convince you, plus share a few photographs of men taking showers I found along the way, makes a welcome change from seeing naked women. 🙂
😀 Now hold on and listen before you get your knickers all in a twist, and yes that’s me gazing out my bedroom window, but please read on and give me a chance to explain why I think showing these pictures is fine and reasonable.
I’m an exhibitionist at heart, not the best looking bloke in the world however here’s a thing, undressing naked in front of women I haven’t known long doesn’t worry me in the slightest, and as for my selfies? Yes I’ll admit they’re staged, but I do gaze out my bedroom window once in a blue moon, I’m not adverse to watching a thunder and lightening display or snow flakes passing my window on a cold winter’s night. (When we get some I’ll post pictures).
Where was I? Oh yes my naked selfies or the part where I make a case for not being unusual or odd, I wouldn’t argue though! Short and sweet, I took the pictures because I have a brand new Samsung tablet (true) and wanted to test the camera’s image quality, a lame answer I know, but I do have a new android tablet 🙂 .
A little about my previous blog, many MANY months ago I would participate in a photographic blog meme? by the name of Sinful Sunday, and if pushed I’d call our photographs a sexier interpretation of WordPress’s Daily Prompt. Anyone could take part and here’s how, briefly every Wednesday a lady called Molly would suggest a themed word, then the following Sunday we’d all submit artistic tasteful naked photos (selfies) which were a theme of her word. Molly on the Sunday would post the 40 or so entries on her blog (with blog links) and choose her winner! (I won just the once but there was NO prize…………….prizes create competition envy and disappointment.)
So here’s a question am I worried my pictures could become a meme and go viral? I really can’t see that happening! More importantly if you’ve read the WordPress guidelines? Have you? If you have read you’ll know to WordPress’s credit, they allow explicitly written stories for adults to write if they wish, also allow consenting adults to be risqué if they wish and that’s fantastic, so if mine go viral, …..it’ll be interesting if nothing else. Lol quite a nice ass for my age don’t you think? 🙂 apparently a guys cheek muscles recede with age, consequently leaving him with a bony ass………so they say, sue me lol, I first read of that fact in an English Newspaper accompanied by a photo of Ronnie Wood.
Anyways participating in Molly’s photographic blog was fun for a while, also everyone posted within WP guidelines namely NO sexual acts, NO genitals and all entrants had to be over age 18. And if someone for example had submitted outside her written guidelines and rules, Molly was within her rights to report to WordPress and quite rightly so!
Recalling all those months back, I did kind of look forward to Sunday mornings and see my entry, just as importantly view other people’s interpretations of Molly’s word prompt, so you may ask, how far did everyone go? Honestly, nothing more than ‘boobs and ass’, they could be black and white , colour, pictured out in the countryside (not me), or artistic poses in the bathroom, basically where ever your imagination would take you……..and as we all know blogging attracts skilled writers and intelligent readers, well put it this way participants were in truth middle aged, mature, with body’s having seen better days.
Here is a fact for you, 95% of Sinful Sunday picture bloggers were in fact women and I remember questioning myself is a guy taking his clothes off any different to a nude lady? Are we dictated to by double standards? A world where a lady showing her boobs is more socially and morally acceptable than a naked guy? Personally speaking I’ve never taken a dick picture in my life, nor would I, forwarding dick pictures seems so sad and I have to ask what is the point, dicks look horrible and wrinkly anyway!
So here’s an updated photo of Molly’s prompt called RAIN…….I’ve Titled ‘Watching Rain’ (even though I’m not).
I’ve seen worse asses but I won’t be taking part again, and I promise this’ll be a first and last naked picture you’ll see of me on Blog Andrew. 🙂
These nine photographs below are taken by a 10 second repeat timer and yes I love my new tablet. Finally if they made you smile I’m happy if your disgusted that’s fine……and a wtf will probably be nearer the mark, perhaps I am insecure at heart and just enjoyed the attention?
I shouldn’t apologise for my absence should I, 🙂 I know I haven’t posted for a while which is ok just appreciate I read every post my favourite bloggers share, whether poetry, mental illness, paintings, relationship advice, movie reviews and so much more. A ‘Forest Gump’ analogy often comes to mind when trying to sum up my WP reading experiences, the blogs I Follow could be ‘like a box of chocolates’…….. 🙂 an eclectic ‘mixed bag 😀 ‘ of diverse entertaining, wonderful prose writings and photographs. I guess the blogs we all follow are a reflection of own lives loves interests and problems, God knows lol what people make of mine but thank you for your time spent here ❤
Anyways there you are, truth be known I get very tired these days plus I need to get laid, a big mistake writing when one needs to masturbate and release all that pent up sexual tension, a f#ck buddy sounds wonderful and orgasmic, do you know what, a lady I once chatted with over coffee in a railway station cafeteria hinted at something perhaps every blogger should take heed of,
“Andrew, the trouble is darling, I developed feelings for my f#ck buddy, fell for him a little and then he stopped emailing……..but on the plus I tried anal for the first time!”
The lady and I parted on friendly terms but I’d wished for so much more (love), between you and me I briefly cried on the train ride home, only for a minute or so but I did shed a tear oh and incidentally by pure accident I’d touched her boobs, Christ you can go to prison these days for ‘accidents’ like that! That evening I worriedly apologised by email and she replied saying she “didn’t mind”, calling me “rather cheeky” which was a relief!
You see as I pulled away after a rather long embrace, the palms of my hands stroked the lace sides of her rather large bra cups and note she was wearing a thin cotton blouse at the time!……..I don’t mind admitting I fell in love with her and THAT’S why I know for certain internet dating just isn’t for me, you see I fall in love too easily and I have a feeling I could get my heart broken or worse!
Many months later when the lady blogger and I were sitting together at a table in some provincial railway station café, all very Trevor Howard and Celia Johnson and the Brief Encounter movie comparisons wasn’t lost on me, there we both were excitedly enjoying discussing our lives together, when she very loudly announced,
“Well Andrew you DO have a rather nice cock”, giving rise to a young lady seated at a table close by to turn her head and throw my blog friend a look of shocked slightly stunned disbelieve, well you would wouldn’t you, then seconds later having composed herself she smiled and returned to whatever she was doing, you’ll glean from that remark my friend and I had become kinda blog intimate exchanging photographs!!
A…N…D…R…E…W stop right there!
Anyways enough of that silliness, remember my previous post? The one where I’d intended to share photos of scenic views taken in and around the Lake District National Park? Only I didn’t preferring instead to write about a bus stop liaison, well for those of you who care lol I never met the lady again, the days passed by and I don’t know after a while meeting her again seemed not such a good idea. AND I certainly wasn’t returning just out of an inquisitiveness, no I’d never half heartedly play with another persons emotions like that, either I seriously wished to get to know her, or I didn’t, there is NO in between.
I promise my next blog will be personal photographs taken in and around the Lake District National Park.