34 – Pt 3. This is a preface to MY OWN voyeur story!

Note this isn’t a movie review ūüôā

To those of you reading in WordPress¬†Land the screenshots are of course¬†borrowed from the master of suspense and voyeurism himself, Alfred Hitchcock, and the annoying GIFs are¬†taken from¬†his movie ‘Rear Window’¬†where Jimmy Stewart is of course spying on Miss Lonelyheart, who may or may not be a Prostitute he never lets on, but I like to think¬†‘yes’¬†and my guess knowing Alfred Hitchcock Miss Lonelyheart is really a Hooker, he loved his blondes¬†but who knows?

Conversely Miss Lonelyheart¬†represents the disaster of single life, she was always¬†being visited by single men,¬†were they suitors? Or lovers? But that’s a different tale and I’m on a roll talking voyeurism.

This isn’t a movie review ūüôā

After writing 2¬†posts titled ‘Voyeurism’ you would have assumed I’d done my homework and¬†consulted¬†a Dictionary, showed you a little professionalism, respected¬†my reader, done some research like all you proper writers!

You’d have thought I’d looked up the true meaning wouldn’t you?

You’d be wrong, I was lazy.

Miss Lonelyheart (btw one of my favourite films)

I’d assumed Voyeurism just meant watching people go about their daily business but I was wrong, turns out the true definition is darker……a whole¬†lot darker and¬†even a little sinister!!¬†Yes Downblouse and Upskirt are¬†distasteful and illegal practices but I’d never¬†fully appreciated ‘Voyeurism is¬†the practice of spying on people engaged in intimate behaviours, such as undressing,¬†or other actions usually considered to be of a private nature.’ (Courtesy of Wikipedia)

I’ll spare you any YouPorn¬†voyeurism videos¬†because I absolutely detest pornography and by that I mean legal consensual pornography between adults…….I truly hate it!

Voyeur (def): a person who obtains sexual pleasure or excitement from the observation of someone undressing, yep more darker and sinister than I’d first assumed. OK¬†I agree Voyeur is¬†only a word after all, but I wish I’d appreciated there’s a difference between watching someone get on a bus and secretly¬†observing women undress err for examples sake!

Lol anyways now I know.

Actor Kevin Bacon voyeur to¬†his ‘prey’ in the movie Hollow Man

I¬†‘penned’ a¬†story on my previous blog¬†which may or may not have been true. That blog’s long gone so I’ve decided¬†to write again and¬†I am not going to apologise for letting you decide again, bloggers keep replying telling me not¬†to say sorry, they say ūüôā Andrew write what you wish and let the reader decide ūüôā

So here’s my¬†late night¬†voyeuristic tale¬†set against¬†the backdrop of¬†a very non typical English summers¬†evening, I say non typical, I’m told in America’s Deep South hot and humid evenings are described as ‘swampy’ well¬†if you live in England you’ll get two or three ‘clammy evenings’ a year!¬†I’m labouring the point here with the humidity references but you get the idea when I say¬†tonight was one of those evenings where you walk around the house naked, and so damn hot and humid¬†you’re balls would be¬†sweating ūüėÄ

One summer evening several years ago I happened to be looking out my bedroom window, the time was midnight and I’d just gotten out of bed.


‘Through slightly parted curtains I propped myself up¬†against the¬†bedroom¬†window¬†sill and looked across the¬†fields behind the house opposite, tonight I was watching a truly spectacular thunder and lightening display,¬†mother natures power can be truly awe inspiring……………..


(A little naughty of me to pause¬†but¬†I haven’t¬†finished editing yet¬†and gulp I only hope I haven’t, to borrow a cookery phrase,¬†I hope I haven’t ‘over egged’¬†my tale¬†to such an extent¬†you’re disappointed!

I’ll tell you this much though, tonight’s events might or might not be true¬†and¬†I’m not telling which, but if you know me you’ll¬†guess right.)

Pt 1  Pt 2 are hopefully an interesting read.




33 – Voyeurism pt 2

Continuation of part 1………….. Voyeuristic thoughts and musings ūüôā

Downblouse (definition):¬†Watching female breasts whilst looking down a woman’s dress also cleavage. (Courtesy of Wikipedia)

Do you have questions you‚Äôd¬†love to know the answer to but never been brave or stupid enough to ask?¬†Possibly you didn‚Äôt ask because a spoken¬†enquiry would get you in to deep water or at least warrant a slap around the face‚Ķ‚Ķor both‚Ķ‚Ķ..and probably you didn‚Äôt ask because that question is so personal it could even be deemed sexual assault! Ladies do you possess a sixth sense? Can you tell when a guy’s¬†looking down your blouse?

I should like to say the photo below is a stock image from the internet¬†I Google searched the¬†phrase ‚ÄėFemale Cleavage‚Äô (for reasons to be elaborated on)¬†and happened across this picture of a lady on a train, notice the¬†logo VOYEURCLOUD.COM¬†in the left hand corner proving I DIDN‚ÄôT take it,¬†so now that¬†the ‘woman on a train’ ownership is crystal¬†clear let me begin!

Google search engine image copyright unknown

Several years ago¬†one sunny humid afternoon I was standing on a railway platform going somewhere (can’t remember where)¬†then¬†my¬†train pulls into the station,¬†so I board a coach only to find all available seats are¬†occupied¬†also people standing shoulder to shoulder¬†around the door. So I push my way along a coach aisle coming¬†to a halt¬†directly between two seats with my hands holding their¬†headrests¬†to¬†steady myself, then the¬†train pulled out the station¬†meandering its way through the English countryside.

I‚Äôm a great people watcher, I think everyone is, and I remember looking around that carriage¬†observing people reading¬†chatting daydreaming¬†or wistfully gazing¬†out the window and of course I was¬†looking for¬†pretty girls with their boobs bouncing up and down in time to the rocking coaches. All is not well though because I’m aware many people are watching me and¬†that made¬†me extremely self conscious I can tell you!

So when¬†the passengers¬†attention became too intrusive I’d look down at the floor and well since I¬†defined Downblouse up top, you’ll have guessed what happened next! Yep I‚Äôd just looked directly down¬†a seated¬†young woman‚Äôs open collared white blouse and this being high summer, stifling hot, she’d¬†quite a few top buttons undone! Then for the next ten minutes or so I’d look out the window, glance around the passengers faces¬†seeing who’s watching, then look directly down her blouse again and¬†not a word of a lie I nearly had an orgasm in my pants, in fact¬†I can still picture¬†her¬†lacy bra and pink boobs now,¬†omg what a train journey!!!!

What do¬†you make of that admission? Incidentally¬†similar plunging cleavage scenarios happen to me quite regularly ūüėČ but I guess at some point¬†peering could become¬†leering?

I‚Äôm getting side tracked here but who cares, no one’s reading, the most likely place to see a lucky Downblouse is¬†Department Store payment counters, like M&S. I‚Äôll be standing in line to pay for clothes and could well be watching a young lady assistant¬†leaning forward over the counter, bend down to pick up a carrier bag then lean¬†over the counter again.¬†Truly wonderful voyeurism perhaps made more exciting because¬†she doesn’t know I’m¬†viewing¬†her bra and boobs or does she? God now you‚Äôve got me going, I could¬†tell you many more instances but¬†perhaps I’d better not.

Btw this always happens completely by chance!

Ok you’ve twisted my arm, here’s another scenario, I’ve travelled on buses¬†and looked down many a ladies cleavage, perhaps that’s why I sit upstairs‚Ķ‚Ķ‚Ķ‚Ķanything wrong admitting? Any harm in¬†enjoying? But of course that brief glimpse never lasts long, over in a flash, however there was the lady¬†sitting on a Delicatessen shop¬†floor whilst I was waiting for¬†my sandwich, same scenario, looking at¬†her small boobs nestling inside a cute purple bra for what seemed an age,¬†and before you ask no¬†she didn’t notice then we went¬†our separate ways. I’m NOT a perv, erotic moments like these ūüôā make life worth living¬†living.

Here‚Äôs another photograph¬†from the internet I didn‚Äôt take.tumblr_m74zmpyp8l1qzooqho1_500Now honestly¬†I‚Äôve only just realised she‚Äôs also sitting on a train‚Ķ‚Ķ‚Ķ.so be careful ladies and don’t you think the pictures¬†sharpen the mind? Btw¬†pt 1 is a lot more serious and addresses this crime, Jesus f#ck what sort of a guy takes photos? Sick men that‚Äôs who and¬†before you ask I own a ¬£15 Nokia without a camera thank you very much!!!

Pt 3 is an intro to my own story.

I’ve been told off by several ladies for my post apologising¬†so I won’t, judge me for writing but at least I’m honest and¬†tell I tell a tale with affection.¬†‚̧








32 – Voyeurism – being secretly filmed Pt 1

So before you go getting your ‘knickers in a twist’¬†ūüėÄ I’ve written this post for genuine reasons, the included newspaper article¬†caught my eye¬†when I first viewed on the internet¬†so I thought this could make an entertaining if thought provoking post. Voyeurism is a modern day phenomenon and as you’ll all be aware¬†men who secretly film women are sick and perverted, what they’re doing is illegal and in my opinion sexual assault, so yes¬†Pt 1 is rather serious but Pt 2 is hopefully more amusing Pt 3 intriguing:)

WordPress are quite broadminded when it comes to issues discussed here, well they seem to be and¬†I’ve been and checked their terms and conditions so¬†all’s good good?

A Googled image, the lady knew she was being photographed.

Two illegal also socially and morally unacceptable voyeuristic definitions from Wikipedia which are key to this Post and the second to follow.

Upskirt:¬†illegal voyeurism involving the practice of making unauthorized photographs under a woman’s skirt, capturing an image of her crotch area, underwear.

Downblouse:¬†illegal voyeurism¬†involving watching female breasts looking down a woman’s dress. It may take the form of making unauthorized photographs down the top of a female’s dress, blouse or other garment, capturing an image of her breasts or cleavage.

A question for you, have you ever asked yourself¬†whether you’ve¬†been followed by¬†a male¬†pervert holding a smartphone¬†and he’s secretly¬†been pointing a camera where he shouldn’t? Invading your privacy, sexual assaulting you? I came across this article below and thought it interesting reading:

Eveningstandard: Three men were arrested for filming and taking pictures up women’s skirts in separate incidents on the Tube last week as Police continued to crack down on sex offenders carrying out abuse on London’s transport network. The men were caught by officers at Green Park, Gunnersbury and Angel stations between 14-18 July.

A photograph is a digital tattoo is it not? Now you can quite rightly argue I am guilty as charged using the¬†above photograph¬†on this Post. Maybe? It’s a stock image, so with that fact in mind go back to those Wikipedia definitions and¬†let’s say¬†if you were to¬†enter¬†Downblouse or Upskirt into Google then¬†many¬†similar¬†images will appear and on Google of all places, btw I Googled researching this post.

Several years ago, like you do, I¬†attended a ‘last day at work Christmas party’, a slightly forced evening but fun,¬†so there we were 50 or so mixed sex employees assembled in a staff refectory¬†all rather self consciously standing around in groups chatting laughing having fun!! I’m a hell of a lot more confident with a glass of red in my tummy btw, lights were dimmed music was playing, all very convivial if a little false but¬†we were enjoying ourselves also¬†lol parties improve with alcohol ūüôā don’t they, so there we all were and I had this question on my mind.

Work colleagues aren’t necessarily¬†close friends,¬†you’re thrown together by the simple fact of occupation and there are people I would NEVER usually meet socially and¬†no doubt vice versa lol. Yet¬†I spend more time in close proximity with them than¬†my own family,¬†sometimes 8¬†hours a day 5 days a week lol. Well at the Xmas party¬†I asked a female PA, for some reason you can no longer call¬†admin assistants¬†secretaries, they’re PA’s now……..I think it’s something to do with letting¬†people know you’re very important¬†plus you get a higher Grade….anyways don’t be so churlish Andrew.

Like I said I’m at this ‘party’ and I asked a lady PA¬†why she wasn’t dancing, I wasn’t asking her if she wanted to dance with me!! No I was just curious why no one¬†was letting¬†their¬†hair down? Then she¬†answered with a reply which¬†took me quite by surprise, “YouTube that’s why” and she wasn’t joking either! She¬†explained further before we changed subject¬†she was frightened someone might film her dancing, making a fool of herself, then Upload onto YouTube………and the penny dropped, this is exactly what happens, whatever you may be doing whether tripping over in the street or¬†flashing ones¬†panties on the dancefloor¬†you may subsequently find¬†yourself plastered across the internet…..ok I’m stating the obvious you all¬†know what’s¬†viewable on¬†YouTube,¬†but I guess¬†watching Upskirt¬†videos is¬†all well and amusing unless¬†the underwear¬†happens to be¬†yours!!!¬†Internet photos are¬†digital tattoos, they’re¬†on the net for ever!

To be continued……………………….